Francesco Presto: the new Argentinian wonderkid?

(from our reporter in Buenos Aires)
Already since his baby years, he shot the ball in all desired corners of the room and kept the ball high for more than 500 times. They say that he could play soccer before walking. We are talking about Francesco Presto, the new wonderkid from Argentina. Living in the suburbs, he is shy and humble and doesn´t like to talk a lot to the press. Instead of that, he lets his feet talk on the field. The club Castillo de Arenda de León offered quickly all kinds of benefits to his parents, because they would have a rising star in their team. His father is his manager nowadays: "All this attention is nice, and the money is convenient, nevertheless, we need to keep in mind that he still needs to grow, physically and emotionally, so please, let´s give him some space."
Francesco won all prices on the national competitions of sub-11, sub-15 and sub-17. The club sold just last week top player E´go to German Siebstewolker SV and the empty space will be filled by this young talent. All eyes will be pointed at him in the first game against AS Cipressiaggio, the Italian champion.

Siebstewolker SV (Germany) has contracted E´go

(from our reporter in Ahrweiler, Germany)

Siebstewolker SV has made some new contracts, so that they can improve their performances in the very strong Group 11 (Mutlulukspor, Dauphine Mauxin, Calcio di Macaroni, Atlético Coqueiros).
The director informed that it was undescribely important to get a real goalgetter, which they found in E´go. His former club Castillo de Arena de León let him go for a low price, because he didn´t show that much result in the previous tournaments.

Also Bonpadrinho got a new contract until 2014. The Brazilian declared: "I´m happy to stay here with my family. My children love to play on the municipal playgrounds here and my wife loves to bike every Sunday along the Rhein. Why would I resist any extension of my contract? I hope I can contribute by showing my skills to the supporters and to the magnific club."

The young and unexperience 17-year old Heimatmann will get his first chance in the first selection of Siebstewolker SV. He was very thrilled to hear the news after Tuesday´s practice: "Wow, great man! For sure I am going to make many goals as I did before in the sub-15 ! First thing I am going to do, is to celebrate it in Nightclub Blue Lagoon with my friends! With lots of Tequilaaaa!"

Scottish Millionair buys local club HC Thursday 1st July

(from our reporter in Inverness Scotland)

the wealthy Scottish millionair Fergie McFergus has found a new toy for his collection. As he is the owner of a large imperium of hotel lodges around the Lochness Lake, he decided that it is time that the local club HC Thursday 1st July will compete for the championship. "It is just a matter of honor, the passion of the Highlanders need to be known by all human beings", he said to FWSFCL TV. "And I will succeed to get the best players and transform them in a Highlander!"
The rumour goes that Hans Basfheck (Fortuna Hochzauberkastel) is on his wishing list. The chosen Most Valuable Player of World Cup Asia 2011 is the most expensive player with an amount of over U$ 60 million and a life time contract. The director of Hochzauberkastel reacted on the rumour: "If Mr. McFergus wants to buy Hansi, it will cost him the half of his imperium!

"Asterix" arrested drunk on top of Eiffeltower

(from our reporter in Paris)

The famous Gaul Asterix is the official mascot of Dauphine Mauxin Paris. A man who was hired to pretend playing the "Asterix" mascot for a day at a benefit event, was arrested at the top of the Eiffeltower around midnight.
He hid himself after closing hours in a toilet in the top restaurant. As soon as the lights went off, he robbed some bottles of black label whisky. He drunk so much that he tried to walk on the railing outside and was yelling all the time "Vive la France! Liberté!"
When the security noticed something strange on their security cameras, they captured the man immediately.

The police force interrogated him to know what exactly happened. It seemed that the man already drank a lot af the benefit event. When they asked him why he robbed the bottles of black whisky, he answered: "Because the French red wine at the party tasted like #@# ! ".
The police doesn´t reveal the name of the suspect, to avoid any negative link for his resume to get a new job, which is already very difficult with this economic crisis.

Grün-Weiss Ökoganzgenau will substitute FC Jodelvagabunden

from our reporter in Schaffhausen (Switzerland),
It was a big surprise when FWSF chose FC Jodelvagabunden as the representative of Switzerland for the new tournament, a few weeks ago. Jodelvagabunden tried to close their tight budget, but didn´t receive the necessary grant from the municipal to hire new recruits and even to reconstruct their tiny stadium.
Yesterday they decided that it would be better to withdraw.
Due to that decision, FWSF apointed a new representative, in this case, Grün-Weisse Ökoganzgenau. A new club with high hopes on success which lacked until now for any Swiss competitor.At least they have a healthy financial situation and the Swiss top player Sternwanderer.